Keepin' That Shit Proper ([info]mdoubleok) wrote,
2005-09-25 15:08:00
  • Mood: FOOTBALL
  • Music: Red Hot Chilly Chillies
I don't wanna lie to y'all. I still wanna moke up a blunt every now and then.

Makes me feel like shit for even thinkin' about it.

Makes me feel even shittier when I get a good feelin' thinkin about it.

I should have picked up compulsive gambling, or become a sex addict instead of a pot/coke/alchy - head.

Then at least if I ever did relapse I'd only loose the deed to the house, or have some great night with a fat bottomed beauty.

And as far as I know you can't tell if someone has gambled or had sex with some urine sample.


Got Mook? <--- That's funny.

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[info]delusionalodist

September 25 2005, 20:08:21 UTC 6 years ago

Id really hate to be the bearer of bad news. But in recent scientific break throughs they have discovered a way to detect both recent gambling use and sexual intercourse through urine samples. my deepest apologies.

[info]mdoubleok

September 25 2005, 21:13:15 UTC 6 years ago

Well I neglected to mention compulsive shopping.

I could just end up with 60 new pairs of K-Swiss, and the only evidence of my over-indulgence would be compliments on my good taste in shoe.

[info]kkmeepmeep

September 26 2005, 01:05:00 UTC 6 years ago

hey, keep it clean. its gonna be hard but it will pay off in the end. i'm proud of you.


ps. shopping = amazing

[info]tommorowisalie

September 26 2005, 18:36:09 UTC 6 years ago

If you ever say Red Hot Chilly Chillies again I won't talk to you anymore.

I'm serious.

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